" A Few Good Laughs, Part 3 "

This was so funny that I just had to post it up..Peace to TCO..

Here is a few words from Necro regarding his recent altercation in Perth HaHaHa...



IM SORRY TO ALL MY PERTH FANS FOR MISSING THE SHOW
YOU SHOULD KNOW I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU AND WOULD NEVER INTENTIONALLY NOT SHOW UP TO A GIG

I HAD NO IDEA WHEN I GOT INTO THAT FIGHT WITH THAT BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER, THAT HE WOULD SNITCH ON ME AND CALL POLICE, LEADING TO MY ARREST

I FULLY WOKE UP THAT MORNING WITH INTENTIONS TO DESTROY PERTH LIVE, BUT THINGS HAPPENED THAT I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT
I BASICALLY FUCKED UP AND LET SOMEONE PISS ME OFF
I DID IT TO MYSELF BECAUSE IM NOT HAVING IT FROM ANYONE SO MUCH, IM SO HOOD, IM TOO HOOD FOR MY OWN GOOD, I LET SHIT CLOUD MY JUDGEMENT, AND WHEN THE GUY DISRESPECTED ME AND ACTED LIKE HE WAS HARD I FLIPPED OUT
LEADING ME TO BREAK HIS JAW AND SON HIM IN HIS OWN HOOD
AINT NUTTING NEW
DUDE ACTS TOUGH, THEN WE REGULATE AND THEY RUN AWAY, GRAB WEAPONS, CALL THEIR FRIENDS, THEY CANT SQUARE UP WITH ME ONE ON ONE
IF YOU ARE GONNA ACT HARD BE ABLE TO BACK IT UP OR BE GULLY ENOUGH TO FIGHT A FAIR ONE LIKE A MAN
AND DO NOT SNITCH EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THE POLICE, NEVER CALL COPS OVER A BRAWL, THATS GAY
AND THATS WHAT THEY DID
THEY CALLED THE POLICE AND HAD ME ARRESTED

LOOK, I WAS HAVING A BAD DAY
MY EARS WERE RINGING FROM THE FLIGHT, SOMETHING ABOUT PERTH HAD MY EARS ALL FUCKED UP WHEN I GOT OFF THE PLANE
THE MASSAGE COMPANY COULDNT SEND ME A HO, THEY SAID THEY HAD ALL APPOINTMENTS FILLED
THEN WHEN I WENT TO GET A SMOOTHIE, THE BITCH WOULDNT MAKE IT WITHOUT YOGURT
I ASKED THE WHORE FOR A SMOOTHIE WITH JUST FRUIT AND ICE, NO ICECREAM OR EXTRA CRAP
ME AND HYDE ONLY EAT HEALTHY, WE ARE ON SOME BOXING SHIT
AND SHE WOULDNT BUDGE, SO THAT HAD ME BURNT
THEN I ORDERED AN OMELETTE WITH TOMATOE AND ONIONS
THIS DUMB BITCH PUT DRIED TOMATOES IN MY EGGS
THAT SWEET SHIT
I DONT LIKE IT
IT FUCKED UP MY MEAL
I WANTED FRESH TOMATOES
SO I WASNT HAVING A GREAT MORNING

THATS WHEN WE DECIDED TO WALK BACK TO THE HOTEL AND PASSED THIS DOOSHBAG SITTING DOWN DRINKING COFFEE TRYING TO GRILL MOTHERFUCKERS
HE THOUGHT HE WAS THE GANGSTER OF THIS AREA OR SOMETHING AND HE WAS GONNA SON ME
WELL HE FOUND OUT THE HARD WAY THAT I DONT GET SONNED

LONG STORY SHORT, HE GOT DUFFED MORE TIMES IN 10 SECONDS THAN HE COULD COUNT ONCE HE STEPPED UP, THATS WHEN I OFFERED HIM TO STOP
LIKE, DO YOU WANNA TAP OUT MOTHERFUCKER????
I COULD HAVE MURDERED HIM, BUT I WASNT TRYING TO GO THERE
THATS WHEN HIS PUSSY FRIENDS WITH WEAPONS JUMPED IN, SO HYDE JUMPED IN AND CRACKED ONE OF THEM
ONE OF THE DUDES GRABBED AN OLD MAN'S CANE AND SWUNG IT AT ME
NOW I GOT NO PROBLEM FIGHTING PEOPLE WITH WEAPONS, SO I DONT BACK DOWN, SO THE SHIT BROKE ON MY ARM, AND WHEN I WENT TO ATTACK HE RAN LIKE A FAG
SAME WAY THE CRACKHEADS IN GREECE RAN
WHY DO PEOPLE RUN AWAY????
STAND STILL AND SQAURE UP HOMIE!!!!!!!
ANYWAY, THE SHIT HAD A POINTY END AND HE WAS TRYING TO STAB ME WITH IT BUT WAS TOO PUSSY TO GET TOO CLOSE FOR FEAR I WOULD SNUFF HIM
SAME FOR THE FIRST GUY, HE NOW HAD A SHARP CANE STICK TOO
AND WE HAD NO WEAPONS, AND MAYBE THEY CAUGHT ME ONCE OR TWICE WITH THEIR STICKS, BUT DIDNT DO MAJOR DAMAGE
I SEEMED TO HAVE HURT MY KNEE SOMEHOW
THE FILMED CAMERA SHOWS ME SMASHING INTO A TABLE AND BARRICADE WHILE I CHASED THE FIRST MORON WHO STARTED BEEF BUT RAN
ANYWAY, WHILE THIS WAS HAPPENING ALL THEIR HOMIES STARTED GATHERING UP WONDERING WHAT WAS HAPPENING, LIKE 10 OF THEM
AND THEY ALL DIDNT DO SHIT, WHILE I STOOD THERE READY FOR ACTION
WE THEN WENT TO OUR HOTELS, THINKING IT IS WHAT IT IS, A FIGHT WHERE THEY TOOK A LOSS
BUT NO
THEY CALLED THE COPS, THE RAT SNITCH MOTHERFUCKERS
SO COPS BANGED DOWN OUR HOTEL ROOM DOOR, AND ARRESTED ME AND HYDE
THEY CLAIMED THAT THE CAMERA SHOWED ME SETTING SHIT OFF AND THAT I WAS THE AGGRESSOR
AND DUDE WASNT GETTING IN ANY SHOTS ON ME
YATAYATAYATA
THE COPS HAD IT IN FOR US
LIKE THEY WANTED TO SEE US GET LOCKED UP
THEY DIDNT CARE THAT THIS FUCKHEAD STARTED WITH ME FOR NO REASON VERBALLY
THEY ARE ON SOME REAL SOFT MORMON TYPE SHIT OUT THERE IT SEEMS
CUZ THIS SHIT MADE THE FUCKING NEWS, HEADLINE NEWS ON TV AND PAPERS AND ONLINE ALL OVER THE WORLD

THE COPS WERE GASSING ME UP TELLING ME I DIDNT NEED A LAYWER AND THAT LEGAL AIDS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN AUSTRALIA
AND THEY HAD ME AND HYDE WEAR PRISON SUITS, WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IN PERTH WATCH HOUSE WAS WEARING THEIR CLOTHES
LIKE THEY WERE TRYING TO PREPARE US FOR A LONG STAY
THE VIBE WAS REAL SHADY, DOWN TO THE LITTLE BOX THEY TRANSFERRED US IN BARELY FIT FOR A DOG
I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE SCREWED AND DO REAL TIME OVER THIS, ON SOME IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER SHIT
BUT THIS WAS A LESSON THAT I NEED TO FALL BACK AND CANT REGULATE EVERY JERK OFF THAT GETS OUT OF LINE
ME AND HYDE HAVE A HABIT OF DOING THAT, CUZ PEOPLE ARE ANNOYING
BUT THEIR IS NO HONOR THESE DAYS, AND THE SAME GUY THAT WILL START WITH YOU WILL CALL POLICE ONCE YOU FUCK HIM UP
IT HAPPENED WITH THE LITTLE BASTERDS ON SOUNDS OF THE UNDERGROUND, AND ITS HAPPENING EVERYDAY IN THE SYSTEM
SO I GOT MORE TO LOSE, THATS WHY I FEEL BAD I GOT SUCKED INTO THIS

BUT ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE SOMEONE ACTUALLY PRESSED CHARGES ON ME FOR STREET SHIT
WHEN I FOUGHT THE NEIGHBORHOOD GROCERY STORE WHEN I WAS LIKE 18, FOR NOT SELLING ME A ST IDE'S BEER, AND ENDED UP HAVING THEM PUT AN ORDER OF PROTECTION AGAINST ME, I FORGOT HOW IT IS TO DEAL WITH PRESSED CHARGES
I COULD HAVE RUINED ALOT OF OPPORTUNITIES CUZ OF THIS
MY NEW MOVIE ROLE, MY NEW DISTRO DEAL, ROCK THE BELLS, ECT.

SO I WANT ALL MY PERTH FANS TO KNOW THAT I FEEL REAL BAD ABOUT WHAT WENT DOWN
ALTHOUGH IM NECRO THE THUG RAPPER FROM BROOKLYN, IM ALSO A CEO THAT RUNS PLR FOR 10 YEARS
LIKE JAY Z SAID, FRIVELOUS BEEF, IM LOOKING PAST THAT
ME AND HYDE ALWAYS WANNA BREAK SOMEONE'S FACE, EVERYWHERE WE GO, PEOPLE GET OUT OF LINE, MOST PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND THE STREETS AND THE CONSEQUENCES THAT COME WITH TALKING SHIT TO SOMEONE FROM THE STREET
BUT THATS THE MAJORITY
WE ARE LAST OF A DYING BREED
ONLY VERY FEW GET DOWN LIKE WE DO
AND I AINT GOT NOTHING TO FUCKING PROVE

I LOST $10,000 BECAUSE OF THIS FROM THE SHOW MONEY, TO THE FINES AND LAYWER BILLS
BUT FUNNY ENOUGH, AND IT SHOCKED THE FUCK OUT OF ME, I GAINED ABOUT $10,000 IN PUBLICITY
TOTALLY UNPLANNED AND SURPRISED ME, BUT THIS WAS BIG NEWS IN PERTH
SO FROM OUT THE DARKNESS COMES THE LIGHT, AND THERE IS A LESSON TO BE LEARNED FROM ALL SITUATIONS, AND I HAVE LEARNED ONE FROM THIS
ME AND HYDE HAVE BEEN BOXING HEAVILY THE LAST 6 MONTHS, GETTING REALLY BRUTAL AND IN SHAPE, SO I GOT NO PROBLEM SHOOTING FIVE WITH ANYONE, BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHO IS A RAT, SO ID RATHER NOT FIND OUT
REGARDLESS, WE WILL ALWAYS HOLD SHIT THE FUCK DOWN IN ALL SITUATIONS MOVING FORWARD
YOU DONT WANT IT!!!!

ON ANOTHER NOTE I WAS TALKING WITH MY MOTHER, TELLING HER HOW I WANTED TO TAKE HER OUT FOR A SECOND MOTHER'S DAY, SINCE I GOT MY FREEDOM, I WANTED TO CELEBRATE WITH HER, AND DO SOMETHING NICE FOR HER
AND I TOLD HER HOW I ALMOST FUCKED UP MY FIRST MOVIE ROLE
AND SHE ASKED ME, WHATS THE NAME OF THE CHARACTER, AND I TOLD HER, HIS NAME IS BOBBY
SHE SAID "BOBBY????" EXCITED AND SURPRISED PLEASANTLY
AND SHE LOOKED UP TO THE HEAVEN AND SAID BOBI!!!!
THAT WAS MY GRANDMOTHER'S NAME
THATS WHAT WE CALLED HER, BOBI
AND SHE WAS GANGSTA
SHE LIVED IN THE PROJECTS WITH US, AND PLAYED BINGO AND WATCHED WRESTLING, AND SHE IS UNCLE HOWIE'S MOTHER
SHE SPAWNED THE CLASSIC HOWIE
I MENTIONED HER IN REFLECTION OF CHILDREN PART 2 FROM STREET VILLAINS PART 2
SO ITS A COOL COINCIDENCE THAT MY FIRST MOVIE ROLE CHARACTER IS THE SAME NAME AS HER
MY MOTHER SAID BOBI IS WATCHING DOWN ON ME, AND MADE SURE I WAS ALLRIGHT
JUST WANTED TO SHARE THAT
R.I.P. BOBI!!

PS. I ALSO HAD TO PUNCH SOME DUDE IN THE FACE IN THE GOLD COAST IN THE STREET BY SURFER'S PARADISE AVENUE FOR BEING A DRUNKERD
HE FLEXED ON ME AND I SNUFFED HIM WITH THE LEFT JAB
THEN HE ALSO RAN AWAY LIKE A BITCH ONCE I SQUARED UP
WHATEVER
ALL GOOD SCENES FOR THE EVENTUAL NECRO LIFE STORY MOVIE

ONCE AGAIN, SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY PERTH FANS, AND IM SORRY I FUCKED UP AND DIDNT MAKE THE SHOW CUZ OF THIS
I WILL DEFINITELY COME BACK NEXT TIME AND WILL AVOID ANYTHING FRIVELOUS
BUT IN THIS RAP GAME/STREET GAME, WHO KNOWS, I CANT PROMISE ANYTHING!!
HAHAHAHAHA
PEACE
NECRO