"Top Ten Wack Hip Hop Names"

When it comes to Hip Hop names, I have heard it all, from "Black Spade" to "Lil Half Dead"................And this trend of fools calling themselves "Lil" or "Young" is a little tiresome {don't you agree}..........Anyway me and my manz "Rashad", came up with the top ten worst Hip Hop names........Peep....

1. Dru-Down............Even though 'Master P" bit that wack "Ice Cream" shit from him, his name still sounds jive as fuck........

2. Big Bank Hank............Everyone knows he is a biter as well..........He went straight from the pizza shop to "Big Bank Hank", brother please......

3..Young M.C............Here goes that young shit again.....What happens when your boy turns 50?......My bad, dude might just be 50 already........Pow.

4..Kingpin Skinny Pimp.........Google this brother, to see 4 yourself.......

5.....Ecstacy.............Yo, I always thought "Whodini" was fresh until that ,"Open Sesame" shit............But that name "Ecstacy", always puzzled me a little bit....HaHa.....

6.....Playa Hamm........This brother was down with a crew called "Penthouse Players Clique".......Eazy E and Quik were co-signers of this outfit.........Come on fam, "Playa Hamm".........You know we don't fuck around with that swine.........

7...Suga T.............The fourth member of the "Click", alongside D-Shot, E-40, and B-Legit.................Ice-T beat you to the punch, what's next "Sweet T"?............By the way we do have a "Sweet T".....Anyone remember "It's My Beat"........Funky

8....Lil White.........He is down with "3-6 Mafia", and he raps just like his name sounds.......Blam,blam

9.....Juicy J............Another "3-6 Mafia" bad move..........No man should ever call himself juicy in Hip Hop..........That's like calling yourself gay and available.......

10......2 Big M.C.............Nuff said...........
{Honorable mention}.....Duke Bootee, Dat Nigga Daz, Redhead Kingpin, Lil Sam, Big Bo, Flo-Rida {Florida get it}, Dolla, Young Ralph, insert name here.........